face humping

The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.

Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.

Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.

face humping by Fedora Jack March 31, 2016

Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.

Face humping by Face humper November 15, 2017

face humpist 

someone who endulges in the beuatiful art of face humping

"that chris nodwell can sure hump a face"

face humpist by ur momma June 12, 2003

Face Humper 

A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.

Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"

These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.

A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.

Face Humper by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011

Humpty Dumpty Your Face 

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

Humpty Dumpty Your Face by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

Bass Humping Your Face 

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.

Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

Bass Humping Your Face by William J J T October 30, 2010

humph face-ed 

the dumbest face you can ever make. no expression or emotion what so ever.

-_____- but real life.. all the time...

"you look so good damn stupid.."
"..oh no i just humph face-ed you"
BOOO-YAAAAAHHH.

humph face-ed by bow chickaa wow wow March 5, 2012