8 definitions by Fedora Jack
The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack December 16, 2015
The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.
Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.
Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.
Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
by Fedora Jack December 22, 2015
As Brett took Ana from behind, both hands twisting her nipples and thrusting vigorously inside her rectum, she screamed 'fuck me fuck me'
by Fedora Jack September 21, 2016
1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.
2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.
3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.
4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.
5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.
3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.
4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.
5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.
2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.
3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.
Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.
5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.
2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.
3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.
Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.
5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
by Fedora Jack December 22, 2015
A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.
by Fedora Jack September 12, 2015
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
An expression of extreme frustration. Usually accompanied by table flipping, or wildly humping the couch.
by Fedora Jack January 2, 2016