FABREST 

FABREST is the delicious best.

THAT woman is the FABREST I've ever met.

FABREST by FABARM October 23, 2018

fabreze nazi 

one who takes every chance he gets to spray fabreze

greg's been a fabreze nazi ever since his indian roommate moved in

fabreze nazi by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

Fabreezed

As if you've farted as light as air, like a fabreeze spray. So gently waft.

person 1: *smells* Dude. Who fabreezed?

Everyone looks at each other: Nope. That wasn't me-That fabreeze was too light.

Fabreezed by Lucky Pop March 17, 2010

farese 

To break both your knees and a wrist bone while sledding, possibly the worst way to injure something, you dumb piece of crap.

Clark had a farese and is immobile from now until P-Rich comes home.

farese by TheRecyclingRoomBeo111Crossbow April 12, 2012

fabrosexual 

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.

Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

fabrosexual by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010

Fabreze Dogged 

Your dog stinks to high heaven, but you're too lazy to give it a bath, so you spray it with Fabreze.

Joe: Dude, Ellen called and said she was on her way over, so I fabreze dogged Winston.

Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!

Fabreze Dogged by iconoguy November 8, 2009

Fabreeze Fairy 

A person who busts out the Fabreeze to freshen up a rank-smelling room / apartment / office to make it habitable again.

Girl: UGH! It smells absolutely rank in here!

Boy: I've got some Fabreeze, want to be the Fabreeze Fairy?

Fabreeze Fairy by Keepin’ It Fresh June 28, 2010