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F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) 

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.
“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
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a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

F.Y.F.O. 

A synonym for; Fuck Your Face Open. A term used during extreme periods of anger but generally little to no threat is ever perceived.
A.J. - do it again...I dare you. F.Y.F.O. Motherfucker
F.Y.F.O. by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 20, 2015

T.O.F.T.S. 

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011
Flipping Off The Heavens!
By the end of the nite i was F.O.T.H
F.O.T.H by Cat Blackbone July 28, 2017
F/O usually stands for Fictional Other, which is a term often used by Self-shippers, mainly on Tumblr.

You can have romantic, familial and platonic F/Os!
Self Shipper 1#: Yo, I got a new F/O!!
Self-Shipper 2#: That's so cool, who are they?
Self Shipper 1#: It's Peter Parker from The Amazing Spider-Man, 2012!
F/O by enotits October 14, 2018

Mumblin O.G. M.F. 

1.old school..an old man who talks to himself under his breath..about nothing really..1..an original gangster..one whom did so many drugs ,that they fucked him up so bad,he mumbles motherfucker a lot when's he speaks now...4.Burnt out old gangster ..
Hey brother'..look at that Mumblin O.G. M.F. stumbling down the street..If I ever get that bad..🔫 me!