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1. I.F.H.C
The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.

Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:

"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."

The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
I.F.H.C is a way of life. The only way.
2. I.F.L.C
A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
3. I.F.H.C
The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro - Facebook Group) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.

Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:

"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."

The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
I hope one day my children grow up to be members of the I.F.H.C - it would make me so proud. I'd rather have my child become a heroin addict than be part of the I.F.L.C, that's for sure.
4. F.H.I.T.A.
An acronym for; Fuck Her In The Ass
Pronounced as Fajita
Commonly used with a prefix of; "I would..."
Rob: "Hey you see that redhead over there?"

Kane: "Yeah, I would F.H.I.T.A.."
5. T.I.T.T.F.H.
Take It To The Face Hoe
FACEBOOK THREAD:
Sheldon S: T.I.T.T.F.H.
Kimberly N: WTF is T.I.T.T.F.H.?
Rob M: urban dictionary . com/define . php?term=T.I.T.T.F.H.
Rob M: DUH!
Sheldon S: Take It To The Face Hoe
6. F.A.H.
The Premier Squad-Up Klick brings to you, the elite coalition of Husla's, Pimps, and Balla's of the West Side of Seattle. Headquarters is located at "Tha Hot Spot" A.K.A. "Pili-Locos' Crib" Founders of F.A.H. consist of: Jerminator, Pili-Locos, Marioso, and G-Money (a.k.a Young Geezy) F.A.H. is furthermore copyrighted as of May 2006, all rights reserved by "Squad-Up Incorporated" ......FUCK-A-HOE!!!!
F.A.H. means Fuck-A-HOE!!! The premier Klick in the 206
7. f bomb
The new f-bomb is for the internet. It's the believe that the words 'fag' or 'faggot' are just as bad as the word 'fuck' because the majority of the users on the internet are pro-gay rights or somewhat non-straight themselves.
Dude, Jerry just got banned for using the f-bomb.

What?? The mods use it all the time!

No, the new f bomb.
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