F'knoof 

F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.

Did you know?
The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.

Old-school knives and forks, I dread! I'll use the handy dandy F'knoof instead!

F'knoof by Kristyn Sanders, Amy Crocker, Emily Sacks, Lauren Eash October 22, 2006

F.K.N.

F.reedom of K.nowledge N.oted

"¥u need my F.K.N. Help?"

"Shut up I F.K.N. Got this!"

F.K.N. by AGMc☆B¡RD¡€ April 25, 2021

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V by HaltMan May 22, 2025

fkn 

adj. An abbreviation used most commonly on the internet to shorten the length of the word "fuckin'" for any desired reason.

"I went to the fkn store to get some fkn Chitos when some fkn guy came up and fkn grabbed me on the fkn ass. I knocked out that fkn guy."

fkn by A. King. January 17, 2005

fkn gueeb 

a cunt, also known as a shithead or a slippery shit.
Some might refer to her as Tessan.

what a fkn gueeb, honestly she really is a cunt.

fkn gueeb by pvtmikeeee November 7, 2020

fkn0wned 

A CSS hacking site, or a way to say 0wned, or Pwned.

Janza just fkn0wned you.

fkn0wned by Janza Fives April 28, 2007

fkn newy 

Newcastle, NSW, Australia.

Affectionately coined Gods Country amongst all aussies following the Knights ARL premiership in 1997, and the subsequently global success of band Silverchair.

Cant wait to leave Sydney at 5pm on Friday and drive north to fkn newy for a rad weekend.

fkn newy by Maddogmacdougal January 15, 2018