Eyre is the best girl in this world, her perfection makes you smile everyday, she knows how to make you laugh even in the darkest moments. Eyre is such a loyal person and lovely, once she is in your life you never wanna get rid of her, she makes mistakes like everybody does but she knows to get over them with kindness, i cant stress it enough her perfection is so... PERFECT.
All Eyre deserves is love and attention because she is the sweetest girl ever.
I want an Eyre
by Anonymous you weenie March 17, 2020
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1) Death, the most painful form imaginable to make a person cease to live
2) any land in which the environment is too hostile for human life
1) Though the first year was not that bad, the daily torturing that lasted for 5 hours finally got to him after 13 years, Gideon finally slipped into eyr.

2) Vietnam, during the war, was considered an eyr in the eyes of American troops.
2b) The animals who occupied Zinthrul were so aggressive that no research could be done, it has only been descrbed as an eyr.
by Angel of Eyr April 25, 2010
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Sexy beast with a tight ass, amazing tits and beautiful face, there's no singular word to describe her other than perfect
"Did you see phoebe eyre's ass?"
"dayum straight, im harder than titanium"
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A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.
Jane Eyre was a governess.
by I'mnotcertain March 1, 2011
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you will 100% get shanked. little place in Leicester but honestly avoid it. if you happen to be there. head down boys n keep moving.
guy walking through: *makes eyecontact*
eyres monsell roadman: OI PUSSYO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU TRYNA BE CHEFFED UP BIGMAN
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An obnoxious and plain person.Wants to present as both the poor little punching bag and the most wonderful person to walk the earth.Just ~insufferable~
She is such an Eyre, Jane.
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a major pain in the ass of a character. She really said: oh poor plain me but also i am so nice and admirable.
She is such a Jane Eyre.
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