This is an adjective that combines the word "eyes" and "interested" to describe when you feel interested in something or someone purely from or because of your eyes/visual input. It is pronounced "EYE-striss-tid".
ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!
Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.
Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.
This is an adjective that combines the word "eyes" and "interesting" to describe when you find something or someone interesting purely from or because of your eyes/visual input. It is pronounced "EYE-striss-ting". (See “eyestrested”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.