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The crusty stuff present in one's eyes when one wakes up.
I could barely open my eyes this morning, I had so much eyejizz in 'em.
by marla June 25, 2003
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When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
by alrightymon June 07, 2010
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