The dance like moves performed by someone when they are searching themselves for their eyeglasses that maybe on their head, in their pocket, the back of their neck or elsewhere. The dance is primarily done with one's hands and arms closely resembling the dance moves made famous in the mid 90's by the music video "the Macarena".
Joe did the eyeglass Macarena for several minutes before he realized that his eyeglasses were on top of his head.
by zenofile March 27, 2009
When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.
This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.
by Cinnamahn April 11, 2010
by Bailey49 February 21, 2018
finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)
i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500
she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
by michael foolsley June 26, 2011
When one who wheres glasses witnesses/hears an epic fail. (s)He takes off said glasses slowly and places them down on a table, then normaly begans yelling. Hitler did this in the bunker sceen from Downfall.
Person One: Hey man, what's up?
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc
by ROFLMAO the Narwhal January 5, 2011