Salty Eye-Patch 

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!

Salty Eye-Patch by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007

Salty Eye 

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

Salty Eye 

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

Salty Eye by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

Salty Eye 

When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.

Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!

Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 28, 2008

Salty eye 

When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner

Oh, I was with ...insert name.... The other day it got freaky and I gave them salty eye

Salty eye by Burtthebasher October 10, 2018