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eyeballer 

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.
You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?
eyeballer by chensi February 8, 2009

eyeballed 

Getting stared at or being checked out or observed. Getting looked at really hard.
I just got eyeballed by that dude for checking out his chick. Theyre eyeballing me like I'm some kind of alien. stink eye
eyeballed by heydogger December 7, 2013

Eyeballed it

banking term; used to describe a situation where you make a guestimate by looking at it (eg. a stack of change or wad of bills) and being precise about the amount.
Dude! That's $536.78.. whoa, I'm right! I totally eyeballed it!!!

eyeballer 

To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
eyeballer by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

Intersection Eyeballer 

The creature known as the intersection eyeballer is the person opposite of you at a two, three, or four way stop sign who, regardless of coming to a complete stop several seconds before you, looks you up and down for some time until you cannot handle it anymore and proceed to drive out of turn.
Whoa that SUV has been at the other end of the intersection for quite some time. This is pretty close to a stop sign standoff except he's staring me pretty hard. Let's cut this intersection eyeballer off and get out of here

Eyeballess 

Adj. without eyeballs, usually only necessary for things that usually have eyeballs
Holy shit no I don't know how it saw us! IT'S EYEBALLESS!
Eyeballess by silvermorph October 22, 2011