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1.
opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at
(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant

barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"

marshall: "my new assistant"
by kittycathy December 07, 2010
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2.
The opposite of eye candy.
Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.
by negabit December 06, 2010
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3.
(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.
Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.
by HIMYM addict December 10, 2010
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4.
This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.
Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!
by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 07, 2010
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5.
The opposite of eye candy. One who is very unappealing to look at.
Bro, who's the eye broccoli?
by SwarlesBarkley December 07, 2010
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6.
An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.
That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli
by Rpoole11 December 06, 2010
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