by Smith21682 June 6, 2007
Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and caught the Emerald Express and it cut 10 minutes off the trip.
by Jamie Walker December 31, 2008
a weird ass musical about trains by Andrew Lloyd Webber. currently has a full time show in Bochum, Germany. There's a train trying to win the love of a carriage but theres also this other guy that already has a girlfriend but still wants to fuck the other carriage and then there's a bisexual one and hes a crackhead and the entire musical as i like to describe it, a porno with no porn, just sexualized trains. (also literally no one knows about it)
by the really gay girl April 23, 2020
A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.
The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.
DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE
Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.
In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.
The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.
DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE
Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.
In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.
Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"
by Dai Annafan August 30, 2007
by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009
American Express Being Defined as a bank for the wealthy. "Damn dude did you see that guy with his Amex Gold? Nah dude that's a platinum or is it the rare centurion?". "Sarah has a gold amex, no it's her daddies credit card. Plunk factor- the sound of your metal credit card hitting the counter as you flex on the cashier. Flex value- first used by Brian Jung, To flex on poor people with your metal credit card so you can cut butter with it - Ask Sebby
by JP Morgan By Chase March 16, 2019
by TIMMYTANG November 12, 2011