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Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".
Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*
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Explosive Goo Cannon 

best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)

expensive girl

The most beautiful valentines gift ever to humanity from our Nubian King Namquan

Expensive Girl

The greatest song of all time. Thank you Kim Namjoon for making this song.
Person one:IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE!
Person two:What are you listening to?
Person one:Expensive Girl.

Expensive girl

a song that talks about Namjoon beating up a cat according to my brother
Part of the Expensive girl lyrics

Taaake it off now girrrrrrl~ just take it off

Ima beat that pussy like you never ever felt before

Expensive Girl

A song cover by Kpop boy group BTS's Rap Monster in which it expresses a man's sexual desires towards a woman.
I think Namjoon dedicated "Expensive Girl" to Jin.
Expensive Girl by JamsofJimin July 24, 2017

explosive diarrhea 

Noun. Casually referred to by some as a "toilet tempest"; however, this is no casual matter.

It is a serious condition that generally originates from the ingestion of Thai food that has not received an "A" on its recent health inspection examination. The first signs of the condition (i.e. flatulence to an instant need of new trousers) usually appear within 30 seconds to 6 hours after initial ingestion. Leave the premises in a hurry and find the nearest restroom. Sit down on the throne and push right through the initial traffic-jam. Think about popping the cork off a bottle of wine, it should soon start to flow. Like a storm. The term "toilet tempest" is derived thereof.

After a fierce, epic battle with the tempest, the wine bottle is finally empty. Now proceed to use up a whole roll of Charmin® Ultra Soft, even with the 25% bonus amount that you get when you buy a Costco pack. In the end, your anus will be (at least) chapped and bleeding, so you decide to leave a few squares of toilet paper in your underwear to soak up excess blood.

Well, upon trying to flush the toilet, you find that it has been clogged about 20 times over. Without your own plunger, you wash your hands (3 times) and leave the restroom. On the way out, you tell the janitor that there is a "surprise" waiting for him (of which he's already aware due to the stench that is peeling the paint off the walls). Finally, you go and find your friends and try to forget about the horrors that you've just experienced.
John: "Nick went with his friends to 'Wild Thai'. He ended up with explosive diarrhea."

Joe: "Toilet tempest, man!"
explosive diarrhea by pepto_bismol February 21, 2014