exploding vj

fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half

ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, thats why she is crippled

by swingingfloob March 21, 2008

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

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quantum explode

quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
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definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.

1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.

2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!

by Gnirps Eibbor February 11, 2009

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that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

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Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023

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