4 definitions by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh

someone who goes fast and eats ass
who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
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when shit happened and you screamed random ass shit out of absolutely fucking nowhere
hey did you hear abo-
SKEET!
rebecca i swear, if you skeet again im gonna put you up for adoption
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
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that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place
person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020
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belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father
hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019
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