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exorphins 

Exo ( exogenous ) + endorphins ( endogenous moprphins ):
exorphins are the brain's opiates that's found in food, outside the body -- maily in gluten-rich wheat and dairy-products. They contain opioid peptides-influencing endorphin-receptors. These peptides are physically addictive, causing dependence, asthma, obesity, apathy, ignorance and numbness.
'Zombie food', is food high in exorphins that are responisble for food addiction and compulsive eating.
exorphins by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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endorphins 

The body's natural opioids to make a person feel happy! Also to reduce pain. The only place these are found naturally is in the bloodstreams of people who are in love, in diet sodapop, & in chocolate!
I'm So Grateful for endorphins! & I love diet sodapop & chocolate & being in love!
endorphins by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Endorphins 

Your body's natural pain reliever, released when stress or pain levels are high, or after an orgasm.
Equivalent to a narcotic pain reliever once released.
I went for a run and got the Runner's High (endorphins), it felt great.
Endorphins by Rocker007 January 30, 2009

endorphins 

1. the name for a set of hormones that affect receptors in the brain, often reducing the sensation of pain or stress

2. a predecessor to the dolphin, last seen in the mid to late cretaceous, jurassic, and meso-esoteric periods.
1." whoa my endorphins are kicking in, making me happy"
2. "is that a dolphin? no, it's an endorphin."
endorphins by angelo michaels July 24, 2006

Etorphine 

The most dangerous drug on earth. A semi synthetic opiate that works in similar ways to morphine and heroin, but is 3000-5000 times stronger. So potent that contact of any form with human skin will cause death. The only legal use is sedating large animals like rhinos and elephants. 1mg can knock out a 7000lb elephant. It's available on the streets but is not often used because of its tendency to instantly kill humans. I would not recommend as a recreational drug
Person1: hey bro you wanna try etorphine with me

Person2: no I'm not trying to die
Etorphine by Shit nizza October 27, 2015

Etorphine 

A synthetic drug that is similar to morphine and heroin, but is 2000-5000 times stronger. Causes instant overdose upon contact with human skin. The only legal use for this shit is knocking down rhinos and elephants. 5-15mg is all it takes to immobilize an African elephant, and only 2-4mg for a black rhino. I would not advise using etorphine for recreational purposes.
Dumbass1: I just bought some etorphine for dirt cheap wanna try some
Dumbass2: you mean that shit that kills people on contact..totally
Etorphine by Shit nizza October 19, 2015

Etorphine 

An extremely potent opioid. It is estimated to be 1,000-3,000 times as potent as morphine. It is used to immobilize large animals, and has little to no medical usage for humans.
The elephant needed to be calmed down, so 10 mg of Etorphine did the trick.
Etorphine by Physical Euphoria November 13, 2016