exercuse

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise

A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

by Maloret November 14, 2007

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021

exercuse

Cancelling plans because you're sore from the gym.

"Jim isn't coming skating because yesterday was leg day. What a horrible exercuse."

by Tchacha May 5, 2016

Exercuse

The reason why I didn’t exercise today

So what’s your exercuse today that you didn’t make it to the gym. Quinn

by Quinn7 August 14, 2022