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Reverse Exorcism 

It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body
I came home to catch my daughter in the middle of a reverse exorcism
Reverse Exorcism by ballblocker0 February 23, 2020

Cyber Exorcism 

The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.
Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?

John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?

Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?

John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.

Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!
Cyber Exorcism by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2011

Reverse Exorcism 

When the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body.
I hear they could need a reverse exorcism or two in the Vatican right around now.
Reverse Exorcism by KK02 February 15, 2020

Isometric Exercise 

The act of stretching your calves on the window.
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"

Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.

exercisibitionist 

One who chooses the most public of places to conduct their lunges, push-ups or other exercises, and often glances around as if waiting for someone to ask them if they work out.
I spotted an exercisibitionist today, doing push-ups off a park bench next to the patio of the busy restaurant on the corner.