the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.
His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.
by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009
by lil_circe May 5, 2008
exercise the option: definition when someone has several sexual options available to them...example: if a girl has lots of guys calling all the time, or vice versa and the person decides to go ahead and have sex with one of the people she/he is said to have "exercised the option"
Keisha has so many options cuz guys call her all the time to hang, and she decided to exercise the option last night when she slept with Kevin.
by Doe and Done November 4, 2005
Exercises with Kini is one of the greatest sport channels to ever be seen on Youtube. He quickly grew in popularity throughout the Covid-19 pandemic where people were forced to stay indoors and do indoors sport.
Even though managing to be globally recognised amongst the greatest athletes in the world (such as lEbRoN jAmEs) as the best form of exercise during the pandemic, Exercises with Kini came to an unfortunate end when he became just to fit and popular. Realising that popularity had led to him losing his drive he closed the channel.
Even though managing to be globally recognised amongst the greatest athletes in the world (such as lEbRoN jAmEs) as the best form of exercise during the pandemic, Exercises with Kini came to an unfortunate end when he became just to fit and popular. Realising that popularity had led to him losing his drive he closed the channel.
by Exercises with Kini= my crush April 27, 2023
Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.
-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"
by Q Baby February 28, 2008
Cara incorporated toe exercising into her workout routine. She has the strongest toes and it really turns me one — it does the trick!
by Karen Powers March 16, 2022
A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
by goatonwire June 2, 2009