excrementos
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excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012
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pickled excrement
A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005
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Excitement Fluid by Thefirstboyscout June 28, 2013
The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device
The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Excrementally
Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008
Excrementuously
a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
Excrementuously by Evolingualways July 28, 2009
First Publication Excitement
FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)
It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!
First Publication Excitement by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011