exchlamatory no 

the almost instant denial of responsibility you may hear from a past or present sexual partner after informing him/her that you just tested positive for a sexually transmitted infection.

The exchlamatory no does not necessarily take the form of a "no;" the only essential element is a denial. Responses such as "I just got tested a month/two weeks/a day ago and got a clean bill of health," "You're lying!" or "I don't have it" also qualify. The term is derived from the words "chlamydia" and "exclamatory."

exchlamatory no by Moggraider October 6, 2010

explanatory brigade 

Explanatory brigade (russian "пояснительная бригада") is a fictional special operation forces who land to the comment section on signal flare launching and explain you why meme you're looking at is funny.

What does that mean? Calling the explanatory brigade! *fires*

explanatory brigade by hidden_owl January 29, 2022

Exclamation pants 

What happens in one's pants when they see something sexy and aren't afraid to hide it.

Seeing that foxy girl turned my trousers into exclamation pants.

Exclamation pants by Exclamation Explanation June 20, 2017

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

Thread Excavator by Nova><Master November 7, 2008

Exclamation Whore 

n. A person who over uses Exclamation Points when writing note to people or when talking on MSN Messenger.

For Example – “Hey! What’s up! How you been!!!!!!”

“My History teacher is such a Exclamation Whore”

Exclamation Whore by Gavousness October 11, 2005

Retarded Exclamation Point 

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.

Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

Retarded Exclamation Point by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory 

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011