by Grunkle Stan February 19, 2016
The useless bitch you finally divorced after years of her excessive spending, nagging and constant excuses for not finding a job or cleaning the house. Leaving you with almost nothing and yet somehow thinks you should still give her money for all she has done for you.
by Shortbus28 July 26, 2009
A former wife. Did not take marriage vows seriously. Probably was emotionally detatched or cheating for months or years, all the while leaving their blissfully ignorant husbands thinking that everything is fine. Will usually do that for their monetary or social benifit. More than likely dropped the divorce bomb on their husband before he saw it comming, like a nuke in the night.
Will gain overwhelming sympathy from all mutual friends and her family, making the husband seem like the bad guy. Will get custody of the children 9 out 10 of the times, even if she can't afford to support them...but that's ok, because the "justice" system will make sure that you support her like your still married, but she'll be sucking off another guy in the place you payed for.
Won't let your kids stay with you for more than 48 hours if you live more than 2 blocks away from her. Will do her duty to leak your secrets to all her friends, family, and every guy she sleeps with.
Will gain overwhelming sympathy from all mutual friends and her family, making the husband seem like the bad guy. Will get custody of the children 9 out 10 of the times, even if she can't afford to support them...but that's ok, because the "justice" system will make sure that you support her like your still married, but she'll be sucking off another guy in the place you payed for.
Won't let your kids stay with you for more than 48 hours if you live more than 2 blocks away from her. Will do her duty to leak your secrets to all her friends, family, and every guy she sleeps with.
I'm an ex wife. I'm justified in breaking your heart into a trillion peices because your not the man I married. Sure, I can gain weight, nag, cheat, and not have sex with you for months at a time, but damn it, your still suppose to be the same way you were on the day we got married...
...oh well, where my check at?
...oh well, where my check at?
by Dirty Jacksons March 27, 2009
by whycantIfindapseudonym? August 26, 2012
Used to define a woman who is a cheating whore, who not only is a home wrecker, family destroying, pyscho-patholigical liar, but also her sole intent is destroying other families as well by providing free ass to the public by wearing a rol-a-dex with numbers around her waist at any public drinking hole.
Look at that slut over there, she has been with everybody twice tonight except for me. She looks like my ex wife.
by Don't need it, you already know her July 9, 2006
EX Wife could be the most dangerous animal on the planet.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
by Shannon (Twinkie) November 12, 2007
A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.
"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."
by bosshogg November 13, 2016