Ewifh 

1. An asian-inspired name created by pressing random letters on the left side of the keyboard. Unique and hard to pronounce, many people with common names such as 'Michael' would rather have this name.

2. Also, the name of a member on a Chinese networking site with the display picture of a baby.

"Omg, I hate the name Michael... I wish I had a name like Ewifh."

"Hey man, did you check our Ewifh's photos on myspace?"

Ewifh by bahhmoo April 5, 2009

kweh ewithuh 

a large beer bellied, man eating beast who does not shave against the grain.

sometimes referred to as the potty mouth of a so called band "nutsnack"

Kweh ewithuh, do 40 x 100 free for time.

kweh ewithuh by deeeeeeeeez nutz December 3, 2006

eWife 

When everyone in real life is a piece of shit, so you seek love online.

Richard : Man my wife is a piece of shit
Carson : That's why I have an eWife!

eWife by Carson VanVroom March 5, 2017

ewificnas

A word that Kamikizzle doesn't know. SUCKER

LOL KAMI IS RAGIN SO HARD CUZ HE DON'T KNOW WHAT EWIFICNAS MEANS

ewificnas by junyalololl May 30, 2009

ewish 

1: Reminiscent of a ewe
2: Anything making you think or say “ew!”
3: an abbreviated pig Latin form of Jewish

Ew! that ewish female sheep needs esus in her life.

ewish by FinnClance November 13, 2019

Premature Ewishulator 

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.

Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

Premature Ewishulator by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

kawaii ewifu

So basicly kawaii is a term in japanes meaning like cute/pretty/beautiful the ewifu is basicly the weebs who date online and then the dates would be a ewifu so a "kawaii ewifu" is basicly if you let to weeabos date online and play Japanese rpg's then you have a big fucking problem of the man being exsreamly protective of his "kawaii ewifu" who he thinks you really want to date but in reality you see threw her anime pic and see a super ugly fat chick

Billy "hey Bob when are you going to get a life you idiot, break up with you "kawaii ewifu" you seen

Bob "Stand back she is mine your just trying to get me to dump her so you can take her from me go away *whispers Japanese into his mic*

kawaii ewifu by Dre the grammar god August 29, 2017