Cum Evaluator 

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

Cum Evaluator by William Donelly May 16, 2021

evaluate 

form an idea of the amount, number, or value of; assess.
To evaluate is defined as to judge the value or worth of someone or something.

A woman evaluates a gemstone to determine it's value.

evaluate by Lexi12 December 19, 2017

re-evaluate 

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.

Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.

re-evaluate by Edsy January 23, 2008

post-evaluative syndrome 

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.

"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."

post-evaluative syndrome by icehead November 6, 2008

unlimited evaluation

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.

I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!

unlimited evaluation by bkdouble October 5, 2006

evaluate 

to judge or tell the truth

Melissa: "oh my gawd Stephanie is ugly"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd are you dissin' my bestie?"
Melissa: "oh my gawd no i'm just evaluating"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd did you evaluate my bestie?"

evaluate by sushi mcbetterthanyou March 5, 2018

Evaluhate

Too be evaluated hatefully, to give someone a dirty look

Chris: Dude isnt that your Ex over there

Tom: Yeah dude she can't stop Evaluhating(evaluhate)

Evaluhate by D Ferg 52 November 13, 2011