Pertaining to small penises; Derived from the well known fact that all Europeans have miniscule genitalia.
Jenny: Girl, that guy last night was terrible.
Tiffany: Yeah, he was Eurosized.
Jenny: Yeah, his penis was the smallest thing ive ever seen!
Tiffany: No kidding girl, it was like spaghetti, but it wasn't even long!
Jenny: Yeah, im totally gonna play for the other team next time.
Tiffany: Damn Eurosize.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.