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Erister Egg Hunt 

An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.

The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").

Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.

Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.
You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?

We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.

The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.

We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.
Related Words
A kind of contentious reasoning that seeks to appear victorious in disputation, without regard for truth. It is distinguished from sophistic because it is not concerned with appearing wise, only with seeming victorious in disputation.
The following are some well-known eristic arguments taken from Aristotle's On Sophistical Refutations.

Eristic argument 1. There is sight of what is seen. The pillar is seen. Therefore, the pillar has sight.

Eristic argument 2. Whatever you profess-to-be, that you profess-to-be. You profess a stone to-be. Therefore, you profess-to-be a stone.
Eristic by Suhcnele August 29, 2010
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Guy 1: yo you wanna go gank people at etris

Guy 2: Sure bro
Etris by IamSuffering February 16, 2022
The most caring guy you’ll ever know. He’s so lovely and open minded!
An Etrit doesn’t have a lot of friends and it’s not a famous person but he cares for a stranger equally to the care he shows for his best friends. An Etrit is a person who is affected by the past but headed towards the future! He’s usually a smart person who got smarter by his life experiences.

About his appearance, an etrit is more cute than handsome but also has a masculine charm inside and out, especially in his actions!

They’re trustworthy and friends that you should never lose, if you ever fall in love with an etrit, tell them right away because they might like you back!
An Etrit doesn’t judge a book by it’s cover, they’re far more deep than that and a very mysterious person yet to discover!

An Etrit is a treasure to this universe, so Universe please don’t lose Etrit!
Roses are red and universe is infinite, I didn’t know what perfect was until I met Etrit!

He achieved so much success, he must be an Etrit!

Etrit Illyrian King.
Etrit by Alwaysthecorrectone March 8, 2020
erist is just a suffix, it can be added onto words to create the best.
greaterist (greater than greater)
besterist (better than the best)
erist by Kempo August 4, 2006

eristicfish 

Someone that is defined or characterized by hate. This person calls people haters on a regular basis.
Yuliana is being an eristicfish and she won’t admit it cuz she’s delusional.
eristicfish by Defnotbodhi February 5, 2023