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Estherbation 

When you are too good to masturbate, then you Estherbate.
Her pet cat caught her Estherbating in front of a mirror. There was an awkward pause between the two momentarily, until Sue turned slowly back to herself and completed this unholy act of Estherbation.
Estherbation by genePulley October 25, 2011
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easterbater 

someone who masterbates on easter sunday
ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter sunday...you easterbater"
easterbater by B_Kizzle March 22, 2007

easterbate

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions
easterbate by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

eaterbater 

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.
"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"
eaterbater by cloudqueen March 18, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026