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Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession
Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation
Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Exciterbated 

Being incredibly excited, amped, or stoked about an event or notion, to the point one finds immense pleasure thinking upon it.
Herald was so exciterbated about the upcoming road trip that he almost soiled himself.
Exciterbated by Technoholic June 20, 2011

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

Elasterbate 

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.
Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.
Elasterbate by just some dood January 28, 2010

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.
I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.
exasterbate by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010