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When you are too good to masturbate, then you Estherbate.
Her pet cat caught her Estherbating in front of a mirror. There was an awkward pause between the two momentarily, until Sue turned slowly back to herself and completed this unholy act of Estherbation.
by genePulley October 25, 2011
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