If your an essendon supporter, then congrats! you support the best afl team to ever exist. Darcy Parish is going to win the Brownlow, and every other team snorts cocaine (mostly carlton). If you support a different team then what the F you need to go get some serious help.

Im an Essendon supporter

Essendon supporter by lololsui May 23, 2022

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Essendon Hat

1:A cheap hat from the Royal Melbourne Show

2: A hat that was thrown at the fan and flew out the window

1: Man, did you see that fat shit with the Essendon hat?

2: Oh no, my essendon hat went out the window

Essendon Hat by The Inc May 11, 2006

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Essendon

Also known as the Essendon Bombers. The single most brilliant team in the afl. Have won more premierships than any other side and have the most brilliant coach (Kevin Sheedy). Unfortunatly (sp) they will only win two matches this year, because they are currently crap.

Essendon are the greatest team to ever play Aussie Rules.

Essendon by FREAKISHone March 28, 2005

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essendon

a victorian football team known by interstaters for their arrogance and show pony antics. Tactics used by the side include extravagent use of milking for a free and a strange time wasting excercise of - pulling socks up, throwing grass in the air and spinning the ball before even kicking.

LJ - Essendon all the way
J - Pfft kick a vic

essendon by aflrox May 2, 2006

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