essayitis

The "sickness" one suffers from when he did not complete an essay or project for school to evade a zero from not having the project complete.

Wow. The book report is due today. There are eight students in Mr. George's class that are out. Could be essayitis.

by Agent111111111 April 12, 2005

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Essayed

Essayed (pronunciation) S.A'd = Sexual Assault

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police

by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

Essayed

When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police

by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023

Essay Vato

A real Mexican gang slanger from the game Five M, he throws up gang signs and sprays. He is a baller and slanger.

What up essay vato🔫🤝

by Chanhchang69 March 29, 2022

Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho

Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.

by cheifsossa June 11, 2020

Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.

Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.

by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020