by unum March 5, 2008
Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.
by Queen Buttrix March 7, 2021
When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.
Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009
A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005
How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011
Numerical List as an Essay: A Critical Analysis
1. More and Machiavelli
2. Truman Scholarship
3. LA Interview
1. More and Machiavelli
2. Truman Scholarship
3. LA Interview
by Rosalita Frederico December 1, 2010
Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
by B.Alice October 20, 2009