spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 24, 2018

Gay espresso

Espresso is very gay he just won’t admit it sadly (he’s gay for Madeleine obviously).

Look it gay espresso. “I’m not gay”. (Espresso lied)

by Raspberry.—.cookie December 10, 2021

Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"

"Nathaniel is a dirty espresso drinker!"

by assfucker420 February 23, 2020

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 9, 2021

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 28, 2022

espresso cookie

kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends

i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2022

Espresso Martini

No words. Just have one.

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW

by solosynth December 13, 2017