Eskiho 

A woman sporting an outfit consisting of shorts or a skirt coupled with Ugg boots.

Mark: Why is that girl wearing furry boots and shorts? That makes no sense.
Nick: Ignore her, she's just an eskiho.

Eskiho by That Guy With The Face August 30, 2013

Eskihomo

A male wearing an knit hat with fur on the inside. Supposed to be stylish. Sold at Aeropostale.

Ewww!! I thought that guy was hot, but since he put that hat on he's an eskihomo.

Eskihomo by Bailsmh December 24, 2008

Eskiho 

A person wearing a short skirt and eskimo boots (a.k.a. Uggs). Be cautious, as an Eskiho is also likely to carry Herpatitis G. Derived from the two words eskimo and ho.

Pssst, look at that Eskiho, she must really get around.

Eskiho by Rusty Shackleford December 1, 2004

Eskihomo

A group of so-called fans of the Edmonton Eskimos CFL team. These people jump on the band wagon when their team is winning but bad mouth and trash the team whenever they lose (which is most of the time). They are the epitome of the fair-weather fan and should be shit on whenever given the chance !

Look at that Eskihomo, he just threw his jersey in the garbage because the Edmonton Eskimos blew it in the playoffs...AGAIN !!

Eskihomo by Gainerwillkickyourass !! October 17, 2011

Eskiho 

An girl who decides to wear either spandex or a short skirt with ugg boots during winter time.

weather man: it's -2 degrees Fahrenheit in your area, this is the time to bust out the gloves and snow pants. Don't be lookin' like some kind of eskiho in shorts and uggs.

Eskiho by juju half pint December 20, 2008

Eskiwhoa 

An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.

Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"

Eskiwhoa by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

eskiho 

(n.) a ho who wears skanky, revealing clothes even during the cold of winter.

Eskiho, go put a jacket on before those nipple erections poke somebody's eyes out.

eskiho by steak n cheez May 31, 2004