egotopiary 

Pruning shrubs, bushes, or trees, so they resemble the gardener or the owner of the property.

Rather than creating a normal topiary by shaping the bushes into squirrels and other small animals, the gardener created a remarkable image of himself. His wife referred to it as his egotopiary.

egotopiary by New Yorker Contest Enterer May 17, 2010

egotography

egoistic photography

photographs with you inside taken by yourself.
especially those which you hold out your hands to click the shuttle.

A: got any photographs from your trip?

B: i traveled by myself. i have 2G worth of my egotography work.

egotography by klaycee May 25, 2009

Egotourist 

The uber-rich or famous, who visit Africa pretending to see the wild and that they care about the environment, but only stay in 6-Star accommodation in urban areas for fear of not being featured in the newspapers.

Are you sure I'll get media attention if I stay in your hotel? Don't confuse me with an ecotourist. I'm an egotourist.

Egotourist by Oddbloke August 7, 2008

Esgotit 

Esgotit is the past tense of esketit. It is used after the thing you hoped to esketit has been acquired.

Bro 1: esketit

Bro 2: nah man, I already Esgotit ;)

Esgotit by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

egotonin 

An imaginary chemical that gives your ego an instant boost, such as when your friends all rally in your support after a downer moment.

I was super duper bummed about losing my job, until everyone cheered me up with a much-needed egotonin shot!

egotonin by RishadQ May 18, 2011

egotorial 

An editorial in broadcasting or print media where the subject matter is overwhelmed by or secondary to the superficial, pretentious, or materialist personality of the author. Origin: New Zealand broadcasting and print personalities Mike Hosking, Paul Henry, and Duncan Garner whose editorial style wrap an issue around their egotism.

I watched a news piece but Hosking made it all about him, such is his egotorial style.

egotorial by KiltedKiwi January 21, 2016

Escoto

A lapdance from a black stripper.

Dude, did you get an Escoto from La Princess last night? Sho nuff!

Escoto by pandafury February 16, 2008