ESCAZU 

A town in the west side of San Jose, Costa Rica home to a lot of clueless right wing new rich preppy families, a shitload of retired republicans from the U.S. and/or new rich dudes with trophy wives that married them just for the money. Also note that a short percentage of cool normal people also live there.

-You know, yesterday I went to a preppy bar full of the most superficial fake people!

-Yeah, that's why I go to San Pedro instead of Escazu.

ESCAZU by i_calls_em_like_I_sees_em July 12, 2009

El Escazuceño 

The hilarious kid in town, he is the ladies man, charming for all the chicks, with his snob power he will take your girl. Blondie by default.

El Escazuceño is the ladies man by default. He is always thinking about girls and girls are thinking about him everytime! The Escazuceño never thinks he only walks.
The Escazuceño is in Blondie Mode.

El Escazuceño by El Escazuceño March 16, 2008

escaburban

A ridiculously large SUV, usually with only 1 person inside. Used primarily by stay at home moms to go to Starbucks or yoga classes, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.

Britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the Escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest Starbucks.

escaburban by Lilo 0203 June 5, 2009

Escalus 

The best bloodline that has ever existed full of chads with twelve-packs and slaughters Temple Guards like flies

Escalus clapped everyone yesterday while on Ilum

Escalus by Federico57 October 28, 2021

Escalus 

i) A kinsman of Mercutio and Paris and the Prince of Verona in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
ii) A legendary enforcer in the persistent world of Anarachy Online.

i) I pledge myself to you, Prince Escalus.
ii) Shit, Big Papa Escalus just melted my face in FT with a phatty Slice & Dice.

Escalus by Supremus April 21, 2006

escalump 

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.

I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.

escalump by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008

Escalump 

A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.

Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.

Person 2: Seriously.

Escalump by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011