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Brotology 

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.
Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
Brotology by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
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emocology 

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.
"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"
emocology by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

Emothology

The Study of Emos and Emo People and the many reasons why they act the way they do.
"Ahh man, I have a big test in emothology today. It's on the reasons for cutting themselves. "
Emothology by Spensedog April 2, 2008

Brotology 

A religion of peace and prosperity with two commandments:
1. Don't be a cunt
2. Don't be a total piece of shit
Bro, follow Brotology, Bro. Don't be a dick.
Brotology by guy_dude_bro April 10, 2019

eatology 

Eatology is knowing that a bunch of nachos stuck together is one nacho
Eatology is knowing that one lasagna stacked on another lasagna is still one lasagna,
eatology by Tantanthemanman July 24, 2018

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!
the etomologist stood in awe of his magnificent find!
etomology by bonza bob July 30, 2004