erniee 

a underground word used to describe a telepathic person, someone who can see the future.

Kevin wished that he was an erniee, but alas only Olivia has that kind of gift.

erniee by Lauren Handerson July 19, 2006

tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

Ernie Papa 

A couple of cool dudes, who like to exchange bowel movements

Person 1: Hey yo, you’re a really cool guy
Person 2: No, I’m actually a member of Ernie Papa (proceeds to exchange bowel movement)
Person 1: Wow! Thank you!

Ernie Papa by Papa Ernie February 24, 2018

Fat Ernie 

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.

Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.

Fat Ernie by Jams gram June 19, 2017

ernie gang 

The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang

Urban Dictionary is now property of Ernie Gang

ernie gang by ChexManiac April 23, 2018

Bert and Ernie 

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

Bert and Ernie by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

ernied 

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

ernied by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013