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ermosa by Garen November 14, 2004
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emosaurus 

The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast.

With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.

The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.
-The Emosaurus ate the Emo kid for breakfast
-The Emosaurus makes the world a better place
-Go play with the Emosaur
emosaurus by ExoByte July 13, 2006

emosadism 

Sexual pleasure derived from spanking emo boys with canes etc. and making them cry (not too difficult).
Derivatives: emosadist, emosadistic
Can i borrow your horsewhip? I wanna engage in a bit of emosadism with that boy in the stripy top and the cute arse.
emosadism by morbid-florist January 3, 2007

emosaurus 

A large emo. cries alot, looks really funny when surrounded by smaller eemlettes, who run about its feet wailing and trying to die.
"dude, look at the size of that emosaurus! maybe we should find another group to roll"
"Na dude, just go for the ankles, itl be sweet."
*Emosaurus makes sad, lonely chewbacca noise*
emosaurus by Psyberdyne Systems August 20, 2008

emosapian 

a term used to describe emo people
look at those emosapians
emosapian by Mireya Ayleen Rodriguez September 22, 2011

Elmosaoudi 

A mixture between a black man, a Muslim, and a terrorist.
look at that elmosaoudi
Elmosaoudi by bry12345670 November 12, 2009
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