is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp
metallic teeth. The Emosaurus
spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids
to eat for breakfast.
With its keen sense
of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted
to the smell of slitted
wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.
The best way to avoid
is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy
simple plan music, keep
it low so that the Emosaurus
understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.