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eraser face

A severe condition in which the side of a person's face has been blackened as a result of being slapped in the face by a white board eraser.
Joe tried to rid of his eraser face by rubbing it, but by doing so he simply smudged it and made it worse.

-Also may be used as an insult: "Get out you damn eraser face, we don't like your kind 'round here!!"

Face Eraser 

(Ajective) someone with mold on thier scalp and with cheese on thier face, that takes a shower and gets thier face erased from all the crust.
Timmy's moldy head and cheesy face.

Face Erase 

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".
It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."
Face Erase by themindblogger December 8, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026