equidrunk 

The state of perfect drunkness between two people resulting in both parties thinking they had great sex, despite the unlikelihood.

"They must have been equidrunk, no way that sloppy mess I saw in the bathroom was decent sex."

equidrunk by AniD00m February 11, 2014

Equinunk 

the only town where you can find the bar right across the street from the church and where everyone is everyones cousin. a town full of hicks and people who have forgotten what it is like to have teeth.

boy cousin: lets have sex.
girl cousin: eww we're cousins.
boy cousin: it's okay we live in equinunk.

Equinunk by thatcutegirl February 20, 2011

equipmunk

1. Equipmunk; n. A very lucrative sex machine designed by Hollywoods back ally comedy writers. It can be used either by a male and or female during cotius.

2. Equipmunk; v. The act of tearing, ripping.

1. Kevin watch out the homeless man is about to use his equipmunk to gouge your...agh!

2. Damn Pete, Kevin totally got equipmunked by that guy last night! You should've seen it!

equipmunk by Junior has Definitions. March 5, 2016

equidrickus

a random name given to a fake induvial to cover up ones falsehood

friend 1: we've been invaded
friend 2: really? by who
friend 1: equidrickus

equidrickus by spingbob May 22, 2025