a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980's dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.
an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the "black mamba" of them all. They act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the "rat clawed" devil's doer.
by twigenstien December 11, 2010
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A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction
Bro, I would be quiet, you have a girlfriend from Eppler Junior High.
by The one and only WB April 17, 2022
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a junior high that is full of white kids that are as broke as the school that all smoke weed, juul etc.. has some chaldeans and albanians only good part about the school
did you see eppler junior high it’s hell
by class of 2023 October 29, 2019
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