epiphery 

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

epiphery by avalanches November 4, 2017

Epiphony 

When you make an often-times vague or clichéd client that seems deep on the outside, but offers little intellectual or philosophical use. A portmanteau on the words "phony" and "epiphany."

Jake totally had an epiphony linking consciousness and reality, but he then realized it works only in limited situations.

Epiphony by Quantumspy January 7, 2017

epiphony 

Variation on "epiphany." A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something as a result of listening to a particular song. Often, the more obsure the lyrics or music is, the deeper the resulting epiphonistic experience.

"Dude, I had a total epiphony about my relationship with Riama after listening to that Radiohead song."

**alternatively**

"The Broun Fellini's show was a really amazing epiphonistic experience. I'm a changed person after hearing Black Edgar on the saxophone."

epiphony by motogirlsf January 30, 2005

Midnight Epiphony 

The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.

Last night, I had a midnight epiphony...I forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.

Midnight Epiphony by Shayg630 April 25, 2010

epiphorical 

adjective form of epiphany; like “epiphanic” but cooler

Ty: “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
Kaitlyn: “wow! what an epiphorical thought.”

epiphorical by troi_and_his_koi December 1, 2020

Epiphery 

The accidental (and very painful) removal of hemorrhoids during anal sex.

Dwight Shroot's ginormous kurcina wore the white walls off of Michael Scott's largest soulja boy, causing a bloody booty blowout... and epiphery juice went everywhere.

Epiphery by Whistler July 16, 2024