The Epiphone guitar company was headed by Epimanondas Stathopoulo the the early 1900's. Later on, the parent company of Gibson guitars bought Epiphone. Now, Epiphone makes affordable (but strong) guitars based around the Gibson guitar lineup, as well as having a few of their own models.
A company that is owned by gibson. Epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. So if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.
a prop that you'll see guys like Slash hold in an advertisement but never within 800 feet of him on stage.
a suitable instrument for guys taking a break from the clarinet.
"oh my shit, i thought you told me good charlotte was good..?..?"
"shut up dude, they are like the best band since like, smashing pumpkins or ah-ha"
"the fuck they are, the guitar tone sounds like a korean whore shitting out a miniature chainsaw.... not to mention, they're all playing goofy things that have les paul or sg bodies but silly little head-stocks that are meant to look like flattened out gay penises."
"those are epiphones and they rock way super hard"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.