The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.
Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contractpower levels*
by Creator Of The Stank Dank Spin November 19, 2020
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The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital
I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital
by Crazy caffeine girl March 14, 2017
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The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.
Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
by konnor83 July 25, 2012
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a combination of epic and electrified. used only by the coolest of the cool.
it was Epi-fied
by bob from down the hall June 21, 2010
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An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.

Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009
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What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .
Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good.

Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody?
Grandchild- I think so.

Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.
by Princess Weirdo February 3, 2022
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A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.
Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.
by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009
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