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Early Onset Grumpiness
As access to information became unbridled, and he could see all the world's problems, the Doctors diagnosed the 39 year old man with Early Onset Grumpiness or, EOG.
EOG by dillsharkfin September 23, 2019
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A terrifying beast of a miniature dog that resembles its owner in ugliness and appearance.
Those eogs are looking at me.
Eog by dogbootay October 30, 2023
An extremely handsome man, very intelligent, with an impeccable personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him, he'll cease to amaze you each day with his rare brilliant heart. Incredibly handsome, sensual, talented and has a deep interest in the universe which inspires you to learn too. He'll change your world to make it better. He's always there to lend you strength, hope during hardship. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. An uber funny guy, he will make you laugh with his addictive humor. He loves music and receives peace from lyrics and melodies. His love's incredible. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He will stun you with how much he cares. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's a person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire and love him. He should never be hurt or upset only protected. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. You'll want to be everything he desires so you can always see him happy some more
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Eoghan?
Eoghan by OreoBoii February 18, 2019
Beautiful, sexy and caring man. (and utterly adorable)
Good gods that Eoghain is sexy!!
Eoghain by pure_damn_crazy April 3, 2009
eoge is just eoge
he is just a eoge
Is a big fucking bastard with a huge dick he is beautiful in every way and he knows how to talk to women he loves others as he loves himself and doesn’t take any shit if someone gives him shit he snaps them in half
Look at him he’s such an Eoghan.
Eoghan by Shao July 30, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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