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Cutest guy ever. EXTREMELY funny and loves memes. He is a EXTREMELEY dirty minded, but it works for him. He is also a hype beast and a vape king. Enrique’s are mostly shy, but once you know them well you WILL fall in love.
by jajajaj21hahah May 20, 2018
Like The Crawford, When someone puts their finger in a guys bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a mark of dookie on the guys face, leaving an Enrique Englasias-like mole on his face, lovingly placing a hair plucked from the anus onto the Enrique.
by T_Lex April 19, 2010
Cute and hot but Simply, a heart breaker, doesn't know what being faithful means. dates a girl and all her friends. #1 fuckboy
by ItsOnlyTheTruthSryLol October 15, 2017
A complete piece of shit that throws everyone who could be a potential challenge to his power under the bus, making them look bad and making himself look good. Constantly berates everyone around him and has a bad temper. Sometimes has pedophile-like tendencies. Also enjoys blumpkins that involve receiving a blowjob in a public bathroom. Somehow thinks he's attractive, yet dresses like a 12 year old fat kid that eats way too much pizza.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 5, 2018
by Letreal March 31, 2018